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boyspotting:
bagged
a boy? or still chasing after that elusive specimen? figure out what breed
of boy he is (and consequently his habits, his mating rituals, etc...),
and stay one step ahead of him at all time...
The
Field Guide to North American Males:
a practical guide for any boyspotter, the online version features samples
of the book, which "offers handy descriptions of over 50 species of boys,
along with descriptions of their plumage, mating calls, sexual and agonistic
displays,
courtship rituals and habitats. Once we understand that men fall into discrete
species, with different physical traits and biological imperatives, we
can learn to recognize their quirks and foibles. The book's pocket size
and illustrations make it easy to carry into the field, whether you're
scanning the specimens of Pissy Pierced Punks at a favorite mosh pit or
surveying the flight of the Cyberdorkus perpetuum across the exhibition
floors of Comdex."